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	'<{title}>' => 'Black mould scare',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<section id="general">
	<h2>General news</h2>
	<p>
		The mattress is very squishy.
		I sink into it, and I&apos;m not sure I like that.
		However ... I did wake up without my arm being asleep for the first time in a week or few.
		It might be thanks to this mattress.
		If so, that alone would make the mattress work continued use over resumed use of my old mattress.
	</p>
	<p>
		The new shredder I bought at Saint Vincent&apos;s yesterday works pretty well!
		I mean, I overheated the thing, but normally, I won&apos;t have a huge stash of documents to shred all at once, so this shouldn&apos;t be a frequent problem.
		Additionally, I think it&apos;s supposed to be a more secure than normal shredder.
		It doesn&apos;t create strips as long as the document it shredded.
		Instead, it breaks the strip up more with it&apos;s patterned blades.
		It almost <strong>*grinds*</strong> the paper up.
		Identity thieves and recycling diggers won&apos;t have much to look at.
		Score!
	</p>
	<p>
		I happened to look at the window sill in my bedroom today and found it covered in mould.
		It&apos;s kind of blackish too, so I was scared.
		What if it&apos;s black mould?
		That stuff&apos;s dangerous!
		I did some research online to try to identify it though, and it turns out there&apos;s no such thing as &quot;black mould&quot;.
		It&apos;s mostly just some media hype based on a $a[CDC] theory that the $a[CDC] itself quickly disproved.
		Moulds come in many colours, black-coloured moulds aren&apos;t any more dangerous than moulds of other colours, and no single species or group of moulds is called &quot;black mould&quot;.
		<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org./wiki/Stachybotrys_chartarum">Stachybotrys chartarum</a> is often incorrectly referred to as black mould or toxic black mould, but this mould isn&apos;t even always dangerous.
		Additionally, moulds of any colour can release harmful toxins.
		I need to clean up the mould when I have time, after I get some supplies to better protect myself (such as a face mask) in case this is a harmful one, but there&apos;s no definite threat here.
		Mould is just mould.
		I should probably try to get ahold of my coworker that knows of an effective anti-mould spray first too.
		I&apos;ve got beach and dishtowels, so removing the mould shouldn&apos;t be difficult.
		Once it&apos;s gone though, I want it to stay gone as long as possible.
	</p>
	<p>
		This is the second week in a row in which as soon as the head manager has the day off, a certain shift leader has stationed me at the front register instead of the drive-through.
		Perhaps it&apos;s very, very premature, but I get the feeling this will be a regular thing.
		I&apos;ll admit that at first, I was a bit put off by it today.
		However, the idea of doing this every week is growing on me.
		I guess I kind of like working the back register more than the front one, but that&apos;s only the working of the register itself.
		As for the jobs that go <strong>*with*</strong> working the registers, the front register is by far the better gig.
		It&apos;s a pretty laid-back set of tasks.
		They take time, but they&apos;re easily accomplishable in the allotted amount of time.
		As for working the back till ... the tasks assigned to go with that can be stressful.
		Depending on how busy we&apos;ve been on a given day, it can be difficult or impossible to complete everything on time.
		Sure, the shift leaders are understanding and know which days they can&apos;t honestly expect me to finish on time, but it&apos;s still feels like a defeat when I can&apos;t do it.
		On the front register though, that&apos;s never an issue.
	</p>
	<p>
		One customer came in asking for our &quot;number eight&quot;.
		A #8?
		Our menu items aren&apos;t numbered.
		It seems they wanted one of our pizzas that was eight dollars though, and saw the large eight near it.
		I&apos;m still baffled as to why they thought it was a number eight though.
		First, it wasn&apos;t just an eight, but an eight followed by two slightly-smaller zeroes.
		If anything, it&apos;s look like a number eight <strong>*hundred*</strong>.
		Second, there was another pizza on the menu listed right above it that was <strong>*also*</strong> eight dollars.
		And that doesn&apos;t even take into account the other eight-dollar pizzas on other sections of the menu.
		So ... do we have two to several number eights?
		That would just be confusing.
	</p>
	<p>
		My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="university">
	<h2>University life</h2>
	<p>
		I&apos;ve finished further readings in <span title="Greek and Roman Civilization">HIST 1421</span> and have made great progress in my discussion post draft.
		I&apos;m really felling like I&apos;m behind now though, and that&apos;s no doubt because I didn&apos;t work on coursework like I should&apos;ve on the first tow days of the week.
		In my defence, I was planning on completing the readings on the first day.
		I didn&apos;t work on it right away though, as it was my day off and I&apos;d have time later.
		But then I was summoned to work by my boss ...
		Still, I should&apos;ve gotten to work right away that day.
	</p>
</section>
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